:: Abang Polis ::

Last night.

Kene tahan dgn Abg Polis lagi.

Dalam tahun ni je dah bape kali kene.

Tapi paling tak bley blah mmg case smlm.

And masa Cik Putis dtg melawat Negara Nasik Kandaq ini.

Okay.

When Cik Putis was here.

We went to Batu Feringghi untuk mencuci mata.

And also to go to the night market.

On our way back.

There was a terrible jam.

Almost an hour.

So kitorang pun sambung la keje mengumpatsss bertukar-fikiran.

Then when we were at Miami Beach.

(Jangan tatau Penang ada Miami Beach okay!)

This was where Tsunami hit quite badly as well.

So we saw that there was a road block.

Fine la.

So I was driving mcm biasa la.

Bukannye saya bawak benda salah kan?

The police gave me a sign that I can go off.

So I drove off.

He came running to my car.

Tepuk2 Gaban bagai.

Asking me to stop.

So I stopped.

He came to the windscreen.

And saw Cik Putis.

Then he asked me to open up the boot.

Dia pi berdiri kat boot sambil tgk saya,bukan kereta.

Senyum2 pastu dia dtg balik and said

“Nak pegi mana ni?

Okay la bley balik dah”

Sgt bodoh!!!

Semalam.

After my yoga class.

I went for dinner with Mr BF.

After that he wanted to go to the bank.

So I made a move heading back home.

There was a jam again.

So I saw the road block.

Ada sorang abg polis yang hensem ini.

Looking at me from outside la.

He said I can go .

So I drove off.

Abg polis yg gemok kat depan plak asked me to stop by the side.

Mende pulak nih???

Then the handsome abg polis pulak yang dtg.

Mintak IC and license bagai.

Dok Tanya

“Nak pegi mana ni dik?

Sorang ke?

You ni org apa dik?

Muka tak mcm melayu.

Nama melayu.

You campur Hindustan ek?

Dah kawen ke?

Org Penang ni mahal sangat la dik.

Blab la blab la”

Aku layankan aje la.

Sbb tangan dok pegang handphone.

Dok sorok2 bawah peha yang besaq talam ni.

Skali dia bg balik IC & license.

“Okay la u bley balik dah.”

So I asked

“Eh apsal saya kene tahan ek?”

Tau apa abg polis ensem tu cakapppp????

“Tu la sapa soh chantek??”

Sambil memandang aku dgn muka gatai.

Bongoks kot muka kelabu mcm aku pun ko nak kata chantek.
Terus aku blah!!!

Sangat bodo skali lagi!

On the way back after that.

Mr BF called up

“Oii..syok Nampak dok sembang senyum2 kat Abg Polis?”

I asked

“U saw?”

Lalu dia berkata

“Yea u were flirting u didn’t even see me passing by”

Oupsss!!

Aku dok cover handphone kot!!

Then I called up to Cik Putis.

"Weis aku kene tahan polis lagi!"

 Cik Putis gelak lalu bertanya

"Ko pakai skirt pendek lagi ke?"

Hampes laaa!