:: The Landlady & Her Designer`s Handbags ::

Last night I had dinner with Mr Congo.

He would usually call me out for dinner.

BECAUSE NOBODY WANA GO MAKAN WITH HIM.

He was telling me of how excited he felt.

That now he knew most of the things in the office.

Everything is going on well with this new job.

Good for him.

After dinner I went home.

Membawa hati yang lara.

My landlady was not asleep yet.

So I went over to her to just say hi.

We ended up having about 2 hours conversation.

She was telling me about how good her life was.

Before she fell sick.

She has lived in Paris & Aussie for few years.

And most thing that got me excited.

Was when she told me about her collections of designer`s handbags.

I was so impressed I had to wipe my saliva off the floor.

She was funny though.

She was telling that her very first designer`s handbag was from Chanel.

Few years back.

It was a Chanel Flap in Lambskin.

It was the first day she got her platinum card from her husband.

So she went to Chanel to have a look.

She overheard one SA telling a customer that a bag at the same spot was SGD 399.

So she told the SA she would go for that too!

When she had to sign the chit.

She fainted right there and then!!

It was actually SGD 3999.

Hahahahahaaha!

Then she told me stories about other handbags.

She had a few LV but never had a Neverful.

Arghhh!!

She has loads of Kate Spade too.

But all the bags are in Singapore now.

Since she can`t be using them anyway.

She only has a few totes here from Braun Buffel.

Since she can`t carry heavy stuff because of her bones problem.

Looking at me being so excited.

Aku kan tak penah ada designer handbags you olls!

She asked me to take out something from a dust bag in a cabinet.

I found a black Kate Spade leather handbag that was so beautiful!

Menggigil okay!!

Aku kan org miskin tak penah ada Kate Spade.

Then she told me

“You can have it.

It`s a gift from me.”

I suddenly packed the arm candy back into its dust bag.

And put back into the cabinet.

There`s no way I am going to take that!!

She told me she bought it for a quite good bargain.

“Don`t worry, Tush.

It was quite cheap.

I got it for only SGD 800.

Go on and have it”

Faintttttttttttttttt!!!

She was also telling me to have her Gucci purse in her drawer.

She told me she only used it once and she has a few more.

Mak nak nangis okay!!

But don’t worry.

I did not take anything from her.

At all ;)